Tag Archives: yard work
The Rites of Spring
Ah the glorious colors of spring; the green grass, the red and yellow flowers, the blue streak as I swear at my dysfunctional lawn mower. After hibernating in an aluminum shed all winter, my mower is reluctant to awake and … Continue reading
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Improperly Motivated
It’s spring again and my once disciplined lawn forgot all of the lessons I taught it last summer and had fallen into disarray. My orderly sea of green had become an unruly mess with tufts large enough to hide zebra-stalking … Continue reading
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