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Enjoy This Essay!
The illuminated sign on the front of the soda dispenser screamed out ENJOY! in letters large and bright enough to be read by nearsighted people in locked closets a half mile away. I wondered why the soda company felt compelled … Continue reading
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Business Writing
From what I can see there are two ways to become insanely wealthy as a writer; pen a best-selling novel or publish a business advice book. These days most best-selling novels deal with globe-and-time-spanning conspiracies, or dueling magicians, or failing … Continue reading
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Verbal Warning
The highway department has taken to using large electronic signs to warn drivers about hazardous or difficult road conditions. For example, you might see a sign flashing the message: “Road Construction Ahead – Delays Possible”. This means, of course, that … Continue reading
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Words, Words, Words
Sometimes I feel like my life is really a movie; you know the kind where there’s some kind of cipher and everyone else is in on the secret but me … The DUH-Vinci Code. It’d probably be a lot easier … Continue reading
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Honestly
It’s not easy being honest. Especially when you honestly want to dismember the person ahead of you in the checkout line. My wife and I dashed out to the new local Gigant-o-mart (recently built approximately 2.6 miles from the old … Continue reading
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