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Cell Phone Zombies
I just finished reading Stephen King’s horror novel Cell. It’s a frightening tale of the near future in which a mysterious pulse turns cell phone users into mindless zombies. At the terrifying climax the zombies herd the heroes into an … Continue reading
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Cell Out
For years I resisted buying a cell phone. As near as I could tell, it was just a very long leash. If I carried one I could never be alone or out of reach. In a moment of weakness, I … Continue reading
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The Mighty Crackberry
Blackberries don’t float. At least mine doesn’t. I dropped it in a bathroom sink this week and it plunged straight to the bottom. To be fair, though, my Blackberry isn’t a fruit. For the uninitiated (definition: anyone who actually has … Continue reading
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Hiking Tips
It’s summer and for a lot of you that means exploring the great outdoors on foot. You’ve probably already planned the routes you want to hike and the wondrous destinations you want to see. Right this moment you’re probably heading … Continue reading
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Feature Rich
The origins of defense contracting are shrouded in the mists of history — or at least cloaked by the Official Secrets Act. I’ll bet, though, that the original defense contractors were the guys who came up with the Swiss Army … Continue reading
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