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The Mighty Crackberry
Blackberries don’t float. At least mine doesn’t. I dropped it in a bathroom sink this week and it plunged straight to the bottom. To be fair, though, my Blackberry isn’t a fruit. For the uninitiated (definition: anyone who actually has … Continue reading
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Technolust
I’ll never forget my first love; her pale beige skin nearly glowed and I couldn’t wait to get my hands on her full-sized keyboard. More than anything, I wanted her to be mine. The relationship lasted about a year before … Continue reading
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A Toast in Remembrance
I’ve been thinking a lot about loss lately. Maybe it’s because fall is turning to winter; maybe it’s because I’m getting older; but most likely it’s because my favorite toaster just shuffled off it’s electric coil. Really. You have to … Continue reading
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Dubious Improvements
Later this year Microsoft will release Windows version seven. After nearly a decade-and-a-half in development, this new software package promises to give you the same smooth, hassle-free experience as Windows 95. As with the release of any new operating system, … Continue reading
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Technologically Dependent
I am utterly reliant on odd assortment of inventions, devices, gadgets and gizmos; so long as the technology holds out, I’ll be fine. In my imagination, I am a survivor-type whose courage is a match for any calamity. In truth, … Continue reading
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