Tag Archives: shopping
Shopping Spree
I help my wife with the grocery shopping approximately every eight or nine months. That’s about how long it takes her to forget what happened the last time I helped her. When it comes to the weekly run to the … Continue reading
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Memory Laps
I’m worried about my wife’s memory. Just last week she forgot a key ingredient for dinner. I found her standing in the kitchen, staring into the pantry with a look of intense concentration; the kind of look you associate with … Continue reading
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Pet Supplies
If I’m the master of my household pets, why was I the one standing in line at the pet supply superstore shepherding two carts through the check-out line? The answer is simple; I’m a pawn of the pet-tech-industrial complex. In … Continue reading
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A Rebellious Nature
On the great feedlot of life, I’m just another barbecue-on-the-hoof, spending my life mooing and waiting the day they award me a gold watch and shoo me into the stunning pen. In terms of domestication, I’m at a ninety-two on … Continue reading
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Honestly
It’s not easy being honest. Especially when you honestly want to dismember the person ahead of you in the checkout line. My wife and I dashed out to the new local Gigant-o-mart (recently built approximately 2.6 miles from the old … Continue reading
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