Tag Archives: shopping
Do It Yourself!
I was at the local Mega-Shop-And-Save last week when I realized I’d been asked to whitewash the fence…metaphorically speaking. Actually I was at the cheerfully-named (but badly spelled) “U Check” stand scanning and bagging my own purchases. If I wanted … Continue reading
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License to … Stroll?
My son was involved in an accident last week. Yes, he was driving. No, he doesn’t have a license. Yes, he was on a cell phone at the time. No, he’s not in trouble. The other driver was on a … Continue reading
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Cell Out
For years I resisted buying a cell phone. As near as I could tell, it was just a very long leash. If I carried one I could never be alone or out of reach. In a moment of weakness, I … Continue reading
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Who Will Buy?
The economy hasn’t been feeling too well lately. If it was a horse we’d be talking about sending it to the glue factory. If it was a car, we’d be looking to trade it in. If it was a character … Continue reading
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Malled
Last weekend I went into unfriendly territory on a difficult mission; I went to the mall to get my watch battery replaced. When I was young, the mall and I were practically inseparable. I thought our love would stand the … Continue reading
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