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Scheduling Difficulties

 Life is full of rhythms and patterns.  The earth rotates on its axis every twenty-four hours.  Bad old ideas are turned into bad new TV shows every Fall.  Presidential candidates lie about each other every four years.  Even my own … Continue reading

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Things that go “POOF!”

In this age of heightened security, I’ve heard that the authorities might be monitoring the telephone conversations of ordinary citizens like me. If they are listening in on my cell calls to my wife, I have two words for them. … Continue reading

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It Aggravates My Condition

  I like to think of myself as an easy-going guy; relaxed, laid-back, and fun to be around. I’d actually be like that if I just didn’t have to deal with other people. Some people have bad joints that flare … Continue reading

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Easily Distracted

I’d like to take a few minutes to talk about the serious issue of the fiscal crisis in the United States. I’d like to, but I’m easily distracted so before I really got going I’d probably wind up talking about … Continue reading

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Modern Conveniences

  The pioneers had a hard life. They had to deal with floods, fires, famines, and even the occasional wild animal. On the other hand, they didn’t have to worry about “Modern Conveniences.” I spend about three hours a day … Continue reading

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