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Three … Two … One … Contacts!

My life is a blur these days. Really. I’ve traded my reliable (but stodgy) glasses for less reliable (but far more exciting) contacts.  Like a lot of guys who try to trade up, I think I may have simply swapped … Continue reading

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My Body, My Betrayer

In my teens and twenties my body and I saw things in exactly the same way; we were virtually inseparable. We had an understanding. I fed it all the junk I wanted, never took it out for any kind of … Continue reading

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