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Relationship Shopping
I recently started an exciting new long-term relationship. I made promises and if I renege, it’s going to cost me a bundle and could ruin my life. As you’ve probably already guessed, I bought a car on credit. Sealing the … Continue reading
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Do You Want Tires With That?
For the first time in fifteen years, we bought a new car. It’s a good car … a well-built car … and, with proper care and maintenance, it might last until we’re emotionally ready to face another shopping trip to … Continue reading
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Rough Roads Ahead
Here are a few handy phrases to keep in mind while training your young person to drive: Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they appear. So are objects in the windshield. Before you set out, do a … Continue reading
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Flat Out Fun!
For sheer, unadulterated, adrenaline-fueled pleasure, nothing beats changing a tire on a dark road at midnight … except maybe memorizing the U.S. Tax Code, or bathing an angry cat, or even working as the assistant to a knife-thrower nicked-named “Fred … Continue reading
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