Monthly Archives: June 2010
The Amazing Teflon Brain
I seem to be having trouble with my short-term memory. From one moment to the next I can’t recall what I was saying, what I’m doing, why I’m here and – in extreme instances – who I am. Also, I … Continue reading
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The Mighty Crackberry
Blackberries don’t float. At least mine doesn’t. I dropped it in a bathroom sink this week and it plunged straight to the bottom. To be fair, though, my Blackberry isn’t a fruit. For the uninitiated (definition: anyone who actually has … Continue reading
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All Occasion Sentiments
The greetings card industry has a lot to answer for when it comes to providing sentiments for all occasions. Imagine that a perfectly healthy co-worker takes a couple of weeks of sick leave and returns…changed. Maybe they had something enhanced, … Continue reading
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Husbandly Duties
When I said, “I do” I had no idea what I was doing. All I knew for certain was that a very attractive young woman had agreed to “forsake all others” in favor of me. To my mind this was … Continue reading
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