Monthly Archives: April 2010
Reformed Eater
I see fat people. They’re everywhere. They don’t even know they’re fat. And the worst part is…I used to be one of them. A year ago I was surprised to discover I was fat. Middle-age spread had widened me so … Continue reading
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The Rites of Spring
Ah the glorious colors of spring; the green grass, the red and yellow flowers, the blue streak as I swear at my dysfunctional lawn mower. After hibernating in an aluminum shed all winter, my mower is reluctant to awake and … Continue reading
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Budget Conscious
My money and I have a troubled relationship. It’s always trying to run away from me. It’s not that I’m not nice to my money; I’m always taking it out to shows or shopping or for a nice dinner, but … Continue reading
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Travel’s A Curse
So, you want to help the economy improve? Take a hike. Really. Or a cruise. Or maybe a skiing vacation. The destination doesn’t matter so much, so long as you’re out traveling and spending money. And, so long as the … Continue reading
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