Daily Archives: 06/22/2008

Fear of Commitment

It’s gotten so that I’m afraid to turn on the TV.  Every time I do, they’re waiting for me; enticing me with promises of new and interesting relationships, exotic locations, and complicated plots.  I’m speaking, of course, of the new … Continue reading

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Press One for Frustration

Last week I realized that I can spend an entire day on the telephone and never have to speak to an actual human being. Really. After I’d returned a half-dozen voice-mail messages with tag-you’re-it-style replies, I tried calling to check … Continue reading

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