Monthly Archives: March 2008
Kid’s Games
My house rings with the rockin’ sound-track of Guitar Hero III … except when I’m playing. Then it sort of grinds along like a snail on a cheese grater. For those of unfamiliar with the Guitar Hero video game franchise … Continue reading
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Let’s Give Mom Some Credit!
According to the excessively capitalized and exclamation-point-laden e-mail I received last week, I! CAN EARN A DEGREE! RIGHT NOW! FOR WORK EXPERIENCE I’VE! ALREADY! HAD! Unlike your traditional university which requires students to waste time studying and learning, the people … Continue reading
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You Can Be A Coffee Achiever
Americans have a lot to worry about right now. There’s the mortgage industry which must have switched to an all alcohol diet and decided that it made perfect sense to loan people more money than they would actually earn in … Continue reading
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Spin Control
I pity the Presidential candidates. It’s not easy being them. For starters, they live on the road twenty-four-seven. A life of travel sounds exciting until you realize that most of the time they are ending up in desolate, barely civilized … Continue reading
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