Monthly Archives: August 2007

Repaint and Sin No More

Tuesday, 6:15 p.m. I’m so excited. We’re going to repaint the bathroom and I want to blog the whole experience so that I won’t forget a single wonderful moment. We need to repaint because the original color – the color … Continue reading

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My Shiny Thing

Nothing gets my heart beating like new technology.  Well, that’s not quite true – a sweeping vista, a beautiful woman, and an unexpected fall from a great height all rate right up there on the edging-into-coronary-territory scale.  Still, seductive new … Continue reading

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Honestly

It’s not easy being honest.  Especially when you honestly want to dismember the person ahead of you in the checkout line. My wife and I dashed out to the new local Gigant-o-mart (recently built approximately 2.6 miles from the old … Continue reading

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Mission Briefing

Your mission – and you don’t have any choice about accepting it – is to go under deep cover and penetrate one of the most ruthless, politically charged environments in the world today … a typical American Business Office.  Should … Continue reading

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