Monthly Archives: July 2007
The Cluttering
Stephen King has made himself a wealthy man by writing books that play on people’s deepest fears; scary dogs (Cujo), scary prom dates (Carrie), and the scary consequences of meddling with dark forces to resurrect the dead (Harry Potter and … Continue reading
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Reality?
My wife – and I say this with all love and respect – is a huge fan of reality TV shows. She focuses on her favorites with an intensity normally associated with complex tasks like performing neurosurgery, composing a major … Continue reading
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Relationship Shopping
I recently started an exciting new long-term relationship. I made promises and if I renege, it’s going to cost me a bundle and could ruin my life. As you’ve probably already guessed, I bought a car on credit. Sealing the … Continue reading
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Mass Mailing
When my son was born nineteen years ago, coupons for disposable diapers appeared in my mailbox within the week. The Pampers Network of Spies and Informants was on to me. The military should have used those people for intelligence gathering … Continue reading
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Do You Want Tires With That?
For the first time in fifteen years, we bought a new car. It’s a good car … a well-built car … and, with proper care and maintenance, it might last until we’re emotionally ready to face another shopping trip to … Continue reading
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