Monthly Archives: April 2007
Crossing the Line
The line between civilization and savagery is frighteningly thin; in my case, as thin as a wire. I came home from a tough week at work and my wife said those words that no modern man wants to hear. “The … Continue reading
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Bediquette
It was just a bad dream, but it scared me. I don’t know that anyone’s ever been acquitted of murder because their mate was a bed hog, but it wouldn’t surprise me. When my wife and I were first married, … Continue reading
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Flat Out Fun!
For sheer, unadulterated, adrenaline-fueled pleasure, nothing beats changing a tire on a dark road at midnight … except maybe memorizing the U.S. Tax Code, or bathing an angry cat, or even working as the assistant to a knife-thrower nicked-named “Fred … Continue reading
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Improperly Motivated
It’s spring again and my once disciplined lawn forgot all of the lessons I taught it last summer and had fallen into disarray. My orderly sea of green had become an unruly mess with tufts large enough to hide zebra-stalking … Continue reading
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