Monthly Archives: February 2007

Telephone Fun!

(Editor’s Note:  Next weekend I’ll be busy all day Saturday so I’m writing two essays and posting both of them this weekend.  The recording and release schedule will continue as usual.) When the phone rings it’s like an alert that … Continue reading

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A Modest (Software) Proposal

Earlier this year Microsoft Corporation ™ released Windows Vista (registered trademark).  The Computer Users Community greeted it with an enthusiastic yawn despite the fact that retailers pushed Vista as if it was an invention on a par with the wheel, … Continue reading

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Relationship Repair the Emeril Way

Guys, face it, we’re notorious for missing the subtle cues that a woman is angry; the slight flush in her cheeks, a widening of her eyes, and the unnecessarily vigorous chopping of vegetables like carrots and celery (especially when she’s … Continue reading

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Return to Romance

When people say that the romance has gone out of their marriage, they generally mean they’ve had children.  Parenthood is a major toll booth on the expressway of romance. Before children married life was one long date with art-house films, … Continue reading

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